physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.



physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy, via alannadon)

@3 hours ago with 205821 notes


sighs @ own self

(via jettnewt)

@5 hours ago with 25311 notes




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via erektions)

@7 hours ago with 206515 notes

"Treat all of your secondary characters like they think the book is about them."

Jocelyn Hughes (via miggylol)

(Source: maxkirin, via fromhadeswithlove)

@10 hours ago with 6939 notes
#hmmmmmmmmmmm #i like 


what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via fromhadeswithlove)

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@14 hours ago with 168642 notes

"Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their opinions on women’s appearance matter a lot. Not all men buy into this, of course, but many do. Some seem incapable of entertaining the notion that not everything women do with their appearance is for men to look at. This is why men’s response to women discussing stifling beauty norms is so often something like “But I actually like small boobs!” and “But I actually like my women on the heavier side, if you know what I mean!” They don’t realize that their individual opinion on women’s appearance doesn’t matter in this context, and that while it might be reassuring for some women to know that there are indeed men who find them fuckable, that’s not the point of the discussion.

Women, too, have been socialized to believe that the ultimate arbiters of their appearance are men, that anything they do with their appearance is or should be “for men.” That’s why women’s magazines trip over themselves to offer up advice on “what he wants to see you wearing” and “what men think of these current fashion trends” and “wow him with these new hairstyles.” While women can and do judge each other’s appearance harshly, many of us grew up being told by mothers, sisters, and female strangers that we’ll never “get a man” or “keep a man” unless we do X or lose some fat from Y, unless we moisturize//trim/shave/push up/hide/show/”flatter”/paint/dye/exfoliate/pierce/surgically alter this or that.

That’s also why when a woman wears revealing clothes, it’s okay, in our society, to assume that she’s “looking for attention” or that she’s a slut and wants to sleep with a bunch of guys. Because why else would a woman wear revealing clothes if not for the benefit of men and to communicate her sexual availability to them, right? It can’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that it’s hot out or it’s more comfortable or she likes how she looks in it or everything else is in the laundry or she wants to get a tan or maybe she likes women and wants attention from them, not from men?

The result of all this is that many men, even kind and well-meaning men, believe, however subconsciously, that women’s bodies are for them. They are for them to look at, for them to pass judgment on, for them to bless with a compliment if they deign to do so. They are not for women to enjoy, take pride in, love, accept, explore, show off, or hide as they please. They are for men and their pleasure."

@16 hours ago with 126024 notes


Kitty Stud Earrings

Keep a furry friend with you wherever you go. These cute earrings resemble a kitty hanging from your ear lobe. Available in black, silver, and several other colors. Sold on Etsy.

@19 hours ago with 3173 notes


My education in a nutshell

(via williamherondales)

@4 hours ago with 540918 notes


sacrificed my old ass spiderman shirt for #croptopmovement2k14

(via queerly-it-is)

@6 hours ago with 5118 notes

"Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?"

@8 hours ago with 204903 notes
#it’s like a fucking l’oreal commercial
@11 hours ago with 7163 notes
#because you're worth it 

(Source: flinch-nerds, via chondrichthye)

@13 hours ago with 334497 notes
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"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(via gnomesandcrayons)

@18 hours ago with 713822 notes
#hehehehehe #this is how i feel a lot of the time #i say that people are hot #not because i want to do sex things with them #but because i'm not blind yo #i'm still pretty damn ace #but my aceness happens to be the kind where i still like looking at the menu #i just never feel the need to order