"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

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livertaker:

remake of a comic from a year ago about a little ghost that comes out of a kid’s body to explore! i really just wanted to make something simple and nice ╲ʕ·ᴥ· ╲ʔ

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@3 hours ago with 13708 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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@4 hours ago with 565189 notes

DARREN WILSON WAS FIRED FROM HIS FIRST POLICE JOB FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A SHOOTING OF A BLACK WOMAN.

cakeandrevolution:

startorrent02:

He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2732986/Darren-Wilson-s-policing-job-Missouri-police-department-shut-entire-force-replaced-amid-racism-corruption-allegations.html

His entire department at a previous town was shut down because of widespread corruption. they were literally so bad that people voted to close the police down.

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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@22 hours ago with 226606 notes

"Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouses, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs. When people communicate, they communicate with their faces, their bodies, their timing, and the objects around them. Make this a full conversation. Not just the words part."

Jerome Stern, Making Shapely Fiction (via the-right-writing)

IOW, add beats, yo.

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@1 day ago with 8057 notes

julialost:

Marine & Dodo - started with a bunch of doodles and over the hours I got attached and here they are (Dodo is a huge attention whore and Marine is just trying to pass her exams dang it)

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@1 day ago with 1068 notes

"I should probably masturbate"

me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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apostils:

find people with whom you can be angry and critical together,
but also, importantly, silly!

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@2 hours ago with 1284 notes

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Ladypug
(credit: @tacobell-canon)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Ladypug

(credit: @tacobell-canon)

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@5 hours ago with 1068 notes

"Can a thin person have body image struggles? Can a thin person be at war with their self-image? Can a thin person hate to look in the mirror?

Absolutely.

And does that suck?

Absolutely.

But the difference between these negative feelings and fatphobia is this: The only person worrying about whether or not I’m meeting beauty standards is me.

And that’s not the same for fat folk.

When you’re not thin, other people on the beach actually do take offense. When you’re not thin, people really do think that you shouldn’t be in a bathing suit. When you’re not thin, people really do make your body their moral obligation.

And while your internal struggle is real and significant, the point is: You might hate your body, but society doesn’t.

That’s thin privilege."

@6 hours ago with 6716 notes
xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.

xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.

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leslieseuffert:

Matteo Pugliese (b.1969, Milan) Extra Moenia, 2009-2013

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